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Redneck Riddles featuring Buford and Festus
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Redneck Riddles
Featuring Buford T. Dingleberry and Festus Fartwinkle
Volume 1
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in this issue
-- This Week's Redneck Riddle
-- Answer to Last Week's Redneck Riddle
-- This Week in Pictures
-- Street Smart Marketing
-- Hope it's not "Cream of Mushroom Soup"
-- That's all folks

Welcome to your inaugural issue of Redneck Riddles. I'm Skeeter, Buford's cousin.

Once a week I'll be sending you one of these dang brain stumpers.

Just for yucks, I'll also throw in a couple of funny photographs.

You can quit anytime you like using the links at the bottom of the page. And hey, if you send it on to a friend or two, that's ok too.

Muchos Nachos,
Skeeter

This Week's Redneck Riddle
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 shattering wine glass In the '70s, Memorex ran a commercial with Ella Fitzgerald, (or maybe it was Ellen DeGeneres, I can't quite remember which) singing a note so powerfully that the sound shattered a wine glass.

Then they played a recording of her singing the same note on Memorex tape and it shattered another wine glass.

Buford and Festus were dumbfounded (literally).

They took turns hollerin' at Buford's collection of jelly jars/wine glasses to see if they could accomplish the same thing.

Despite the corrosive effect of Buford's spectacularly bad breath, the only thing they broke was the local noise ordinance.

This brings us to this week's Redneck Riddle question.

What is so dang delicate that you can bust it up just by sayin' its name?

Send your answer to vol1@redneckriddles.com

Every entry (even the dumb ones) will be entered into a drawing for a cool surprise Redneck Riddles parts bin.


Answer to Last Week's Redneck Riddle
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 This is where I repeat last week's brain teaser and show you the answer.

You can pretend that you were about to figure it out on your own, but we both know the truth.

Well, since this is the first edition, I can't do that. So keep movin'.


This Week in Pictures
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How much you wanna bet that no female has ever gone near this love bucket?


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Street Smart Marketing
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 Pizza Schmizza

An innovative pizza company paid panhandlers to hold their signs instead of asking folks for money.

They could sell catsup on cardboard and I'd buy a piece just because I like their thinking.


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Hope it's not "Cream of Mushroom Soup"
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Hey, I think that dude just peed in our soup.


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That's all folks
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 Keep your eyes peeled for next week's dose of Redneck Riddles.

Muchos nachos from your buds,
Buford, Festus and Skeeter


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